Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.

　　十年前，人類為自己的愚蠢付出慘痛代價，兇險致命的猿流感病毒蔓延全球，世界毀滅殆盡。而在毗鄰舊金山的原始叢林，凱撒（安迪·瑟金斯 Andy Serkis 飾）帶領猩猩伙伴們建立起無憂無慮的王國，直到某一天，猩猩的家園的寧靜再度被人類打破。在舊城茍延殘喘的人類面臨能源危機，他們試圖利用森林腹地大壩的發電站提供能源。青年科學家馬爾科姆（杰森·克拉科 Jason Clarke 飾）試圖說服聚集地負責人德里弗斯（加里·奧德曼 Gary Oldman 飾），希望通過和平手段取得猩猩部落的信任和同意。然而凱撒的好盟友科巴（托比·凱貝爾 Toby Kebbell 飾）卻無法摒除對人類的憎恨，他嘗試著挑戰者凱撒的權威。　　人類和猩猩，雙方小心翼翼試探，而戰爭在所難免……

　　一位單身母親需要工作，一個滑雪度假村需要圣誕老人。泰勒假扮成圣誕老人，她能否騙過迷人的酒店繼承人，拿到這份工作？

　　劇情大概：　　一個執行太空任務從宇宙歸來的太空艙里的船員被天外異形下了藥變成了可怕的怪物，這種異形能寄生到人體使其發生肢體變異。同時期一組洞穴探險員來到城市郊外溶洞探險，沒想到此地已經被異形占領，他們只能靠本能來逃脫異形所設下的種種陷阱……（說起山寨，意大利人才應該算是鼻祖吧，就如同這部電影標題一般…不要對這部電影有任何企圖，他只會讓你變成撲克臉- -）　　血腥度：4　　片中怪物數量：？　　怪物類型：外星生物　　怪物特點：寄生　　怪物必殺技：變形　　怪物惡心度：3